Saturday, January 1, 2011

OVECHKIN VS. CROSBY/ WINTER CLASSIC

WARNING: CONTAINS HOCKEY RELATED CONTENT!!!!!!!

My friend has asked me to write a blog about Sidney Crosby versus Alex Ovechkin. Because I am a Capitals fan, this will be extremely biased...i just saw an interview with Crosby and it sounded like he was going to cry because he just LOST THE WINTER CLASSIC TO THE CAPS!!!! I believe what my friend intended was for the blog to be about looks, but FYI, CROSBY SUCKS!! At least he shaved the caterpillar off of his face. He was crying about getting hit and knocked over...seriously, grow up, crybaby. NBC SUCKS!! I HATE THEIR ANNOUNCERS AND THEY CAN'T KEEP THE SOUND!!! THEY LOVE CROSBY AND THE PENGUINS!!! I HATE IT!!!!

anyway...Crosby vs. Ovechkin:
1. CROSBY IS NOT HOT
2. NOR IS OVECHKIN
3. CROSBY LOOKS LIKE HIS MUSTACHE IS A STICKER
4. according to my friend, ovi looks like theres a raccoon on his face.....
5. CROSBY MAKES THE STUPIDEST FACES....EVER!!!
6. CROSBY IS A CRYBABY
7. OVI SHOWS OFF
8. CROSBY STILL WEARS HIS ATHLETIC SUPPORTER THAT HE HAS HAD SINCE HE WAS 16
9. OVI ONLY PACKS HIS PS3 WHEN HE TRAVELS
10. CROSBY MAY BE HOTTER THAN OVI, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HES HOT....AT ALL
11. AT LEAST OVECHKIN ACTUALLY HAS THE ABILITY TO GROW FACIAL HAIR!!!

yeah, i went there..........i dont kno why everyone hates the caps.......:( OVECHKINS BETTER. NOT HOT, BUT BETTER!!!!!!
 

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