LIES!!!

i lied....andrew gordon is 25.....well, my brother lied....he said he was the youngest person on the team and was 19.....19 and 25 arent the same, or even close.....the youngest is braden holtby......hes only kinda hot....hes 21....
:(

iono

SINCE IM A MACTAVISH, IF YOU TRACE BACK THAT LINEAGE, IM SWEDISH!!!
IT ALSO TRANSLATES TO THOMAS OR SOMETHING BUT W/E

I LOVE SASKATCHEWAN! HES MY OC AND I LOVE THA ACTUAL COUNTRY! THEIR BIGGEST POPULATION IS ACTUALLY GERMAN, FOLLOWED BY ENGLISH, SCOTTISH, IRISH, UKRANIAN, FRENCH, NATIVE, NORWEIGAN, POLISH, METIS, DUTCH, RUSSIAN, AND SWEDISH!!!!!



and tell me that he doesnt look like a kid:
 

RANT AND COMPLAINTS!!

CAPS SECOND WIN IN A ROW AND WE'RE OUT OF THE LOSING SKID!!!!!
I LOOOOOOVVVEEEE ANDREW GORDON!!!!!
WELL, I LOVE NICKLAS BACKSTROM IN THE WAY THAT  I THINK HE'S AN AWESOME PLAYER, I LOVE BROOKS LAICH IN THE WAY THAT HE IS, HANDS DOWN, THE NICEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET, BUT ANDREW GORDON IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD AND HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A KID! HE CAME UP FROM THE AHL TEAM, THE HERSHEY BEARS, LAST GAME AND HES AWESOME! HE GOT HIS FIRST GOAL IN THE NHL AND HE IS GARUNTEED TO BE ON THE CAPS UNTIL THE 27TH!!!

sorry about that, i had to get it out. i had to play and listen to a concert THREE TIMES TODAY AND TWICE ON MONDAY! i had to listen to the guitars, chorus, and jazz band, as well as play mah cello...ALL FREAKIN DAY!!! it was like 90 degrees on stage and im sooooooooooo tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS FUN THO!! I ONLY WENT TO ONE CLASS, AND THAT WAS SCIENCE, BUT ALL WE DID WAS EAT PIZZA AND WATCH DISPICABLE ME SO IT WAS FUN!!

BLEEP my brother says

b: at my friend's church, the guy was gay and he just got married..
m: uh what guy?
b: the leader guy
m: priest, minister...
b: uhhh father?
m: maybe, what religion?
b: uh jewish....RABBIT!!
m: uhhhh u mean rabbi?
b: THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!!!!
m: yeah i kno

MATT DAMON VS. MARK WAHLBERG

Really, Mark Wahlberg wins, hands down...... but there are always people who argue. Mark is hot.... really really hot.... and he was a white teen rapper.....MARKY MARK!!!! Matt Damon is just an actor..... hes not even that hot.... sorry, but he's not.

YES I AM A LEFTY...it sayz "yay! im a lefty so its not pretty"

i cant write with a mouse so sorry.......

thats really all that i have on that.....

my blog for today

i didnt get any sleep last night because i was at a sleepover so im really tired....ON THE OTHER HAND I JUST WENT TO McDONALDS AND I CAN FEEL THE GREASE ON MY FACE STILL!!!

eeeeeeee the caps are winning....i probably just jinxed that but who cares!!! we're in an eight game loosing streak, so its exciting that we're winning......

these blog posts will most likely be short all of the time.....and they won't always be about bacon.....I HAD TURKEY BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND REGULAR BACON FOR LUNCH and thats all of the talk of bacon for today.

last night into this morning, i watched The Bounty Hunter (bleh), I Love You, Beth Cooper (akward in every scene....but in the funny way...i think), and Vampires Suck (best parody movie EVER!!! besides Meet The Spartans). I LOVE THE ASIAN GUY (DEREK) IN VAMPIRES SUCK!!! and im not being racist against asians because im an asian and i dont think hes awesome because hes asian.....he just is tho...... and its kinda creepy that my BFF and my dad agree that Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg is hot. FYI MY DAD ISNT GAY! im gunna have some series' in my blogs such as BLEEP My Brother Says and Imagine This (weird random crack fanfics).

ME
MY BFF/"BROTHER"
MY BFF/"FATHER"
MY BFF/"TONY STARK"
MY BFF/"SISTER"
MY BFF/"MOM"

AHHHH LATE POST

Hi!! I'm sorry if the background hurts your eyes....it hurts my eyes too, it's ok. We had a 2 hour delay today, but i didnt get to sleep any longer than normal because the maids came at 8. I'ts like 20 degrees and the lights in my room don't work because my circuit is crapped out or something. There was a super cute little french boy at my house today because he's my brother's friend. His name is Julian. OMG! I saw the new episode of
The Big Bang Theory today. It was amazing. I'm typing really really slow because the typing sound is annoying my mom and its late so......

I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST THIS FRIDAY BUT I HAD TO GO TO BED AND THEN ON SATURDAY I WAS AT A SLEEPOVER......SORRY!!

I BLOG NOW!!!

HEY LOOK!!! I HAVE A BLOG NOW.......but i really don't expect anyone to read it though......WELL, IM OFF TO WRITE A REAL BLOG NOW!!!!!!!